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JF Lux
 


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Stu wrote:
He's got a 38 metre boat withlog burining stove,


I'm waiting for the next thread..."Help..this is serious...I'm sinking off of Isle of White...was chopping logs for the stove and all of a sudden there's water coming in the boat..."
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
Post #6150955th Mar 2010 11:18 am
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ad15
 


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I as a fully functional intelligent individual


yeh right,,, ... Rolling with laughter



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garlic puree



you lazy git.....get the real thing and cut it up..... Thud
  
Post #6150985th Mar 2010 11:24 am
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NoDo$h
 


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I thought Coke was the real thing. Are you advocating DiscoTres cutting up some coke? If so, prepare for even more babbling...... Laughing
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #6151025th Mar 2010 11:25 am
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ad15
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

read my mind.... Shocked Shocked
  
Post #6151045th Mar 2010 11:26 am
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Discotres
 


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Some green eyed monsters about Mr. Green Funny how I have a manual GS and am extremely happy being retired and able to drive that around cutting my cloth accordingly and using the money saved from not buying a higher spec to buy and play with even more toys, keep working lads! it's out there if you want it Wink

OK, moving swiftly on..............

I have asked NoDo$h if he will accept the money direct from the winner for H4H, that way I just need an address to post the polish to, I hope soon NoDo$h will confirm this is fine with him.

UPDATE! NoDo$sh has responded and will accept the money on behalf of H4H, so would the winning bidder please pay him and I will post it out at my cost. Thanks
 

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Post #6151055th Mar 2010 11:27 am
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ad15
 


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I just need an address to post the polish to


anywhere in Poland will do..... Whistle
  
Post #6151085th Mar 2010 11:30 am
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NoDo$h
 


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When are we ending this auction? Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #6151095th Mar 2010 11:30 am
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Discotres
 


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9pm Sunday 7th March 2010 as in original post Wink
  
Post #6151115th Mar 2010 11:32 am
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NoDo$h
 


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Sorry, I've got so used to not reading your stuff Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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ad15 Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Buckingham Blue
2007 Golf GT DSG 
 
Post #6151165th Mar 2010 11:39 am
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WaznotWas
 


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AD15 and if you do to the polish, two major problems.....

1. Who is going to build all those badly needed houses next to rivers, on flood plains so retired BOF's can sit watching their 38 ft boats with wood burning stoves, while living on the price differential between an HSE and a "manual GS". (BTW what is the price difference just so I can work out how many years I would be able to do it if I sold my HSE) Confused Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

2. Who am I going to get to do a first class job of cleaning my car after going off road, wasting "differential money" on fuel. Shocked
 FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn! 
 
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cherokee
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter You lot are crackers........you have cheered me up for the rest of the day.

You could write a book on stuff like this, I'm sure it would be a best seller.... Bow down
 Always walk behind a Shooter and
In front of a Sh*ter 
 
Post #6151705th Mar 2010 1:05 pm
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JF Lux wrote:
I'm waiting for the next thread..."Help..this is serious...I'm sinking off of Isle of White...was chopping logs for the stove and all of a sudden there's water coming in the boat..."


Thanks for that JF. Just coughed coffee everywhere laughing at that. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

You guys really are cruel making fun of someone's misfortune like that. Suppose I'm one of you now I've admitted laughing at it. Embarassed
  
Post #6152745th Mar 2010 2:29 pm
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Discotres
 


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Bump


1 hr to go, and all for a good cause, any more bids Razz

Davesimmons is leading bidder with £5.80,

Payment by winner to be made direct to NoDo$h for Help for Heroes charity, I will post to winner free of charge.
  
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Discotres wrote:
Davesimmons is leading bidder with £5.80


This is a piece of DISCO3 history, I'll double that.
  
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