Ouch! You been having therapy or just been on holiday and recharged the batteries.
You are certainly on form Andrew.
Been to the states yet? did you get my teeshirt?
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12th Oct 2009 9:05 am
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I'm afraid this has been another case of wardrobe kung-foo A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.
12th Oct 2009 9:30 am
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Just heard on the news that Stephen Gately died from the well known sleeping syndrome 'Cock Death'21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
12th Oct 2009 10:16 am
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Where will this thread end, what bowls of humour some have.
Poor Man, a pop star Superstar unfortunatley departing
The rest of the band and Louis Walsh all flown out just to make sure the BENT has departed to stop the embarrassment.
Apparently Ronan now has put a bet on the next one to go it the Tattoo'd twonk with blood poisioning.
12th Oct 2009 10:21 am
SJR
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I can’t understand why Boyzone fans are upset by jokes about Stephen Gately.
It’s only words...
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12th Oct 2009 10:22 am
SJR
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In Hell Michael Jackson is said to be devasted after he misheard that someone from the Boys home was coming... I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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12th Oct 2009 10:25 am
MacLeod 313
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12th Oct 2009 10:30 am
davesimmons
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Apparently Stephen Gatley died just like Ayrton Senna,
With skid marks on his helmet
NEWS FLASH
Stephen Gatley hung himself. He did plan on killing himself with a knife...............................but he was a sh*t stabber Welcome to the Global Warming Corner.
Apparently they are not planning to cremate him in a foil dish with a paper lid like most faggots.
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12th Oct 2009 12:00 pm
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After a wild night of drinking Steven Gately and his hubby decide to play a sex game.
Steven says i'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch
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12th Oct 2009 4:48 pm
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Boyzone star stephen gately has sadly died during the night. The gay icon had been holidaying in majorca working on his tan with his boyfriend...medics are not fully sure what the cause of death is but can reveal that the brown star was bruised!Club Exped trailer
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12th Oct 2009 4:50 pm
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Apparently, the stars have been out in force to express their condolences:
Ronan Keating says he's devastated.
Tom Cruise says he's heart broken.
And, Michael Barrymore says he's innocent!!D4 XS MY12 Galway
12th Oct 2009 5:08 pm
davesimmons
Member Since: 11 Feb 2006
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There was a wee singer called Gatley,
who has n't been singing much latley,
after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally...Welcome to the Global Warming Corner.
12th Oct 2009 6:24 pm
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dont know if the ditty made me laugh more or the fact that andrew beat you to itNine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.
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