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Thirteen year old father!

Does getting old mean sitting in front of the TV news shaking your head and asking what the Censored is going on in this country?

I got some sex-education in P7, and 1st year at high school, but at 13, I still thought my plonker was only for pishing. Now we have a 13yo kid with a baby. Rolling Eyes

I would have asked that baby faced fecker for ID if he wanted to buy a pack of extra stong mints. He looks like he's just out of nappies himself.

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Whats the problem ?I had sex lots of times at Thirteen,Was on my own though. Whistle
  
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Sad more drain on the benefit system then ...
  
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Reporter: How are you going to cope financially? Child Father: What does financially mean Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head
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If subsequent generations of his do the same he could be a great-grandfather at 40 Shocked Shocked
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Nothing wrong with the age and shagging Whistle ...but I have to say I didn't look 6 years old at the time Laughing
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More sensationalist reporting.

This sort of thing happens with unbelievable regularity. It just doesn't generally get reported on.

The media are obviously on a 'The country is going to the dogs' bandwagon whilst the cold weather is here and the financial markets are in ruins, house prices falling, redundancies, doom, gloom, woe is me, where will it all end?

At least they seem to have shut up about global warming for a while!
  
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Pelyma wrote:
Reporter: How are you going to cope financially? Child Father: What does financially mean Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head


Actually ...in order to set the record straight Whistle

Reporter: How are you going to cope financially? Child: What does financially mean


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The child is a father (that is what I was getting at) and was on the JV prog. Only listen to Today when I have an early start that is usually only a Saturday and now John Peel has gone, there isn't much on R4. R2 is much better Thumbs Up
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DG wrote:
Nothing wrong with the age and shagging Whistle ...


I also can't see the fuss. The lad was just unlucky and the usual 'OMG' tabloid reporting obvioulsy have nothing better to wind the general public over with their two-faced moral high standards.
  
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ok so they made a misstake and now have a baby, as long has both perents surport them what is the problem. Thumbs Up it has happened since we evolved and it will happen till we are disvolved (selling not my strong point) Whistle
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A friend of mine was 12 when he had his first shag Shocked Lucky Censored . This kid just as already said got unlucky. Oh and he does look 6.
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so why aren't both of them being charged with having underage sex. Imagine this story if it had been a 15yr old lad and a 13 yr old girl.

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