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MacLeod 313
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| Monday Night Funny - little minds on the credit crunch |
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Little Sam asked his dad for a bike as a birthday present. His dad quickly said "No son, the mortgage is 120k and me and your mummy have lost our jobs, so things are a bit tight son, maybe NEXT YEAR"
The next day little Sam walked out with his little suitcase fully packed with his worldly possessions. His dad looked up and asked "Where are you going Sam"
Sam replied, "Well I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you shouting at mummy saying you were PULLING OUT, and she replied to you saying WAIT, I AM COMING TOO". "Well dad, I aint staying here with a 120k mortgage and NO  Bike
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Matt
Member Since: 15 Jul 2006
Location: Lost in Space
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Matt Discovery 4 SDV6 XS Firenze Red Ebony Leather
Club DuraTrac BLACK POWDER COATED 19 hse wheels
Disco 3 gone but not forgotten
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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AndrewS
Tarquin of the Desert
Member Since: 06 May 2005
Location: Y...... because I can
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."The English doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We can take an azzhole from Scotland, put him in Downing St and half the country will be looking for work within 24 hours." In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
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POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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NJF
Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
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discolee
Member Since: 12 Dec 2008
Location: oatcake city
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As someone who works in the motor trade this is so true w 
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MacLeod 313
Member Since: 18 Apr 2008
Location: away
Posts: 10723
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WOODY179
Member Since: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Chesterfield
Posts: 3654
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1996 Discovery 1 300TDI ES Biarritz Blue, sold
1999 Discovery 2 TD5 ES Rioja Red, sold
2002 Discovery 2 TD5 ES Buckingham Blue, sold
2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Adriatic Blue, sold
2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Zambezi Silver, sold
2011 Discovery 4 SDV6 HSE Nara Bronze, sold
2016 Volvo XC60 D5 AWD Lux Nav Twilight Bronze, sold
2020 Range Rover Evoque P250 First Edition, Nolita grey, sold
2023 Range Rover Evoque P300e Autobiography, Carpathian grey
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