Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
The Vit'nary
Vet: 'That your sheepdog?'
Yorkshire Farmer: 'Aye.'
Vet: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Yorksire farmer: 'Dog daent talk.'
Vet: 'Now dog, how's it garn?'
Sheepdog: 'Fine mate.'
Yorkshire Farmer: (Look of shock!)
Vet: 'Is this Farmer your owner?' (Pointing at the farmer)
Sheepdog: 'Aye.'
Vet: 'How's he treating you?'
Sheepdog: 'decent like. He walks me twice a day, feeds me good grub and
takes me to t'mart once a week.'
Yorkshire farmer: (Look of total disbelief)
Vet: 'Mind if I talk t' hoss?'
Yorkshire Farmer: 'Hoss daent talk.'
Vet: 'Now hoss, how's it garn?'
Hoss: 'Champion mate.'
Yorkshire Farmer: (Extreme look of shock!)
Vet: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the farmer)
Hoss: 'Aye.'
Vet: 'How's he treating you?'
Hoss: 'Not bad mate, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from t' weather.]
Yorkshire Farmer: (Look of total amazement)
Vet: 'Mind if I talk t' sheep?'
Yorkshire Farmer: Oh you daen't want t'talk to them lying b rs
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14th Feb 2009 8:07 pm
jkp
Member Since: 16 Sep 2005
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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CG
Member Since: 12 Nov 2007
Location: In the middle somewhere
Posts: 3745
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
14th Feb 2009 8:19 pm