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Willy Eckerslike
 


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The Vit'nary

The Vit'nary

Vet: 'That your sheepdog?'

Yorkshire Farmer: 'Aye.'

Vet: 'Mind if I speak to him?'

Yorksire farmer: 'Dog daent talk.'

Vet: 'Now dog, how's it garn?'

Sheepdog: 'Fine mate.'

Yorkshire Farmer: (Look of shock!)

Vet: 'Is this Farmer your owner?' (Pointing at the farmer)

Sheepdog: 'Aye.'

Vet: 'How's he treating you?'

Sheepdog: 'decent like. He walks me twice a day, feeds me good grub and
takes me to t'mart once a week.'

Yorkshire farmer: (Look of total disbelief)

Vet: 'Mind if I talk t' hoss?'

Yorkshire Farmer: 'Hoss daent talk.'

Vet: 'Now hoss, how's it garn?'

Hoss: 'Champion mate.'

Yorkshire Farmer: (Extreme look of shock!)

Vet: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the farmer)

Hoss: 'Aye.'

Vet: 'How's he treating you?'

Hoss: 'Not bad mate, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from t' weather.]

Yorkshire Farmer: (Look of total amazement)

Vet: 'Mind if I talk t' sheep?'

Yorkshire Farmer: Oh you daen't want t'talk to them lying b Censored rs

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