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yaugher wrote:
DSL Thank you my fellow DISCO friend.... One can always be brave when there is no danger!LOL
(SWTSMBO is away at M in laws....on a Broomstick race or something )!LOL
That must make you my brother-in-law then
29th Nov 2008 4:09 pm
yaugher
Member Since: 24 Sep 2007
Location: SE UK
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DSL believe me this weekend has been WONDERFULL... House to myslef! take away fri , lazy saturday , same planned for sunday... a life of riley for me till sunday evening!....
Ah a taste of the bachelors life.... heaven! LOL
AND I parked the D3 in front of the house....Place of pride (usualy Mrs SWTSMBO vehicle has Sole Parking Right!).
29th Nov 2008 4:14 pm
yaugher
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Location: SE UK
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JKP...ahh not a brother in law nope..BUT well its the D3 brotherhood...a merry Band of men from all walks of life brought together by a common love of their D3s
lol bit like a cross between robin hoods men, the three musketeers, the masons and.....lol sorry day dreaming again.....
anyone see the Defender and the RRS on BBC tv Survivors? wonder why they didnt have a D3?
29th Nov 2008 4:18 pm
jkp
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I just meant my Mrs is doing the same with the same broom race, so was wondering if we are related by the same In-laws family..was too much of a coincidence
Any, it was funny in my head
29th Nov 2008 4:20 pm
yaugher
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Location: SE UK
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and IF you want to talk about BRAVERY.......well...today I walked in the door ..walked right thru the house and.......didnt take my shoes off once I even rested them on the coffe table as I sat in the chair!!....there!!! hows that???? brave or what??? LOL
29th Nov 2008 4:22 pm
yaugher
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Location: SE UK
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JKP well i think she said something about going to her mums for a broomstick race....altho to be honest I wasnt realy listening to whet she said and just kept saying ..uh huh yes dear mmm oh yes etc in hopefully apropriate places.....seemed to satisfy her I was paying attention.....
Yes her family seem to be from another world...so highly likely we are in laws....
29th Nov 2008 4:25 pm
WifeOF husband1
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OH DEAR OH DEAR ! Now let me think...WHO is going to be in the dog house when he gets home later ?? well i think she said something about going to her mums for a broomstick race....altho to be honest I wasnt realy listening to whet she said and just kept saying ..uh huh yes dear mmm oh yes etc in hopefully apropriate places.....seemed to satisfy her I was paying attention.....
I SEE..
and IF you want to talk about BRAVERY.......well...today I walked in the door ..walked right thru the house and.......didnt take my shoes off once I even rested them on the coffe table as I sat in the chair!!....there!!! hows that???? brave or what???
Is that so?
Cant help you with Flamenco dancing .....
But saw my wife naked this morning when she got out of the shower (not a pretty site!) and I recon she would be PERFECT at Belly Dancing....
just a thought.....Dunno but that help??
Cant help you with Flamenco dancing .....
But saw my wife naked this morning when she got out of the shower (not a pretty site!) and I recon she would be PERFECT at Belly Dancing....
just a thought.....Dunno but that help??
YEP....I think thats the bit that did it.......
I have all day to think up a suitable punishment .....
ah yes next time I am away on a "FLYING VISIT"...better delete the history sweetheart!!!
LOL
Think you need to start practiciting more of
1st Dec 2008 11:22 am
Disco3newbie
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Please, it's now Tuesday ane we need an update...............what happened next????????
2nd Dec 2008 7:52 pm
stapldm
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A bit of gelding work perhaps?
Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?
2nd Dec 2008 8:24 pm
yaugher
Member Since: 24 Sep 2007
Location: SE UK
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Could be any of the below.................lol
1. SWTSMBO could have made a Long key scratch down my D3 drivers side.
2. Could be me in sh1 T
or 3.
Nothing LOL. cos wife is a good old girl and Loves to Tease and wind up blokes!
She did pretend to be cross when I got back...but after 25 years I can tell when shes teaseing....
PS
But LOL the gelding tool was amusing! altho thankfully not requeired..also she may be looking for one on Ebay!
2nd Dec 2008 9:24 pm
TazDaz
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and that reminded me of this joke ...
"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated ."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done." replies Arthur.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor.
"It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that Doc and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my better judgment!"
So, Arthur has his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his IV stand.
Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there." says Arthur. "It looks like you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the other patient, "I finally decided after 67 years that I would like to be circumcised ."
Arthur stared at him in horror... "OH ! THAT'S THE WORD!!
2nd Dec 2008 9:37 pm
WifeOF husband1
Member Since: 07 Oct 2007
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TAZDAZ....ohh thank you for the suggestion......with Christmas coming up....I wonder if I should treat him?? or me!!! (just think of the peacefull nights of my uninterupted Beauty SLEEP !!)
LOL
Incidently hubby....re pc history...what is cameltoe? and how are they connected with 4x4?
2nd Dec 2008 9:40 pm
WifeOF husband1
Member Since: 07 Oct 2007
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TAZDAZ...Do you think they would do that on BUPA? .....Do I need to tell him what I have booked him in for??( I could say I got him a Willie lengthening Op as his Christmas Pressie!!!)
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