MacLeod 313
Member Since: 18 Apr 2008
Location: away
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| Rainy Saturday Humour - us men never listen to valid advice |
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In a posh swanky private hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to enter the only available toilet, but each and every time he returned it was always occupied.
Now getting desperate he tried in vain yet again, when a nurse noticed his plight.
"excuse me sir" she said, "you may use the ladies toilet, only if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall"
Well the gentleman did what he needed to do, let nature take place. Whilst sitting there he noticed these buttons he promised not to touch. Each button was identified by the letters WW, WA, PP and a red lettered one labelled ATR.
He sat there thinking who would know if he pressed them, what the hell he thought and proceeded to press the 1st one. WW
Once he pressed the WW button he was pleasently showered on his buttocks with Warm Water.
Anticipating greater pleasure he decided to press the WA button, this time Warm Air replaced the water and began to dry his buttocks.
This now meant the PP button had to be pressed, and out came a Powder Puff, it carressed his buttocks leaving a fragile scent of Lavender and spring flower.
Thoroughly pleased with his trip to the toilet, he had to press the ATR button wondering what lavatory ecstasy would follow.
Well the next thing he knew of the whole experience was waking up in a hospital bed, and the same nurse was looking down at him. "what happened" he asked, "the last thing I remember was pressing the ATR button"
The nurse sniggered and said " The ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Remover", " and your Penis is under your pillow"
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flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 2558
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Old but still brings a smile 
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