kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire.
The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,'
replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
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IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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