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Wex
 


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Guts or Balls

For those that haven't heard this one before ........................


GUTS : Is arriving home from a night out with the lads , being met by the wife who's holding a broom and having the guts to ask " Are you still cleaning or are you off out for a spin ?"

BALLS : Is returning home from a night out with the lads , stinking of booze and perfume , lipstick on your collar , slapping her on the Censored and having the balls to say " YOUR NEXT FATTY "
  
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