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Crisis ...what crisis?
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DG
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Crisis ...what crisis?

I went to the cashpoint this morning and it said "insufficient funds".

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Thats what we all get being a D3 owner, if it aint fuel money, or repairs, or even Modifications................ Whistle Still worth every penny Thumbs Up  
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DG
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With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?

Start off with a large one. 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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DG
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The definition of an optimist?

A banker on a Sunday ironing five shirts. 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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DG
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Why did Kerry Katona declare herself bankrupt?


She'd been to Iceland 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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DG
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Todays FTSE Report

Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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The last one was Laughing Disco 5 HSE Lux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peyiqaJrmMU  
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DG
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Only the last one eh

















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Are you feeling alright DG Question

You seem to be having an attack of the funnies Rolling with laughter As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



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DG wrote:
With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?

Start off with a large one.


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Yeah, that was good too Wink Disco 5 HSE Lux
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a friend of the wife went twice to the bank to move some money an they would let her the day after she had a visit from the fraud squad she is retired all she wanted was to split her money up she wanted £20 grand Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication ray@rld-tech.co.uk D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
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The fraud squad should have visited the bank not her, Nick Leeson got 7 years for stealing / losing less money than this lot have done. I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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DG
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What Ray isn't telling us ..is the lady went in to the bank looking like this Laughing

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