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NJSS wrote:
My local hospital asked me how would I like to be addressed.

I responded:-

Mr. S...d, Sir or Nigel.

They didn't hear me right, so I'm now Sir Nigel !

Friends who came to visit me & had heard this, laid it on by constantly referring to me as "Sir Nigel" - so it has really stuck now.


They only take that so far. When asked that question, I quipped "Mein Führer". They said 'no' to that, to 'Oh Wise One" and to "darling". 
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DG wrote:
If you couldn't possibly be pregnant then why do you have nipples? Whistle


Because we all start off female and males start to become male after a period of time in the womb. Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
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Then we develop a taste for LRs 20 years later and it’s all down hill from then! Laughing   
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Moo, should we not fight for your right to have babies? The blatant fact that you can’t actually have babies is surely oppression by somebody and you must have a claim for that? Rolling with laughter I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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DG wrote:
If you couldn't possibly be pregnant then why do you have nipples? Whistle


Ah, but Moo's avatar is udder-free. I started to type "do bulls have nipples" into Google but thought better of it. 
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Moo wrote:

🤔 Well my wife says I've been moody and grumpy this week........... Laughing

As for any dibs on the Defender, I already have two cherubs who consider it theirs already. Big Cry


This week....LOL  
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Moo wrote:
This week I've had a few days of medical tests and treatment and at each appointment I've been asked 'are you pregnant?'. Confused

As a 57 year old bearded bloke, I found it odd and amusing but also daft. I don't even have a beer belly!

It's a crazy world, but it's good to laugh. Laughing


Hope all goes well for u

Oh and will u be having a sex reveal party for the baby 🤣🤣   
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