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OvalAutos
 


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Is it just me?



 Joe  
Post #213168925th Mar 2020 9:01 pm
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knwatkins
 


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Is this another one of your cryptic posts Joe? Laughing
 Kev

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Post #213169225th Mar 2020 9:10 pm
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Hardware
 


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come again ? Whistle
  
Post #213169525th Mar 2020 9:12 pm
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What's wrong with good old fashioned phones?
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knwatkins
 


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No Huawei spyware in the fixed infrastructure Wink
 Kev

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Post #213170425th Mar 2020 9:31 pm
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Trump will have planted a bug in HM’s phone when he visited. Wasn’t Obama bugging Merkel’s phone? Whistle Whistle
   
Post #213174526th Mar 2020 3:21 am
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Hardware
 


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So ... is mine the muckiest mind? He's on phone to a woman whilst playing pocket billiards and she's... the queen.
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Wink
 

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Post #213174826th Mar 2020 6:52 am
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DSL
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Hardware wrote:
So ... is mine the muckiest mind?


Deffo. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
   
Post #213174926th Mar 2020 7:03 am
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In the last month we’ve got rid of the cordless phone and replaced it with an old cream 746. I found out my wife’s childhood number and got it printed on the paper disc for inside the number disc (that brought tears). It’s definitely a blast from the past.
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Post #213175126th Mar 2020 7:10 am
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Hardware
 


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I'd love to do that as it might make the twice-daily "hunt the phone" game unnecessary, but suspect I'd then get asked to put a 50 ft extension on it. Sad
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1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #213175226th Mar 2020 7:25 am
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OvalAutos
 


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Apart from the corded phones out of the arc, what are they actually talking about?

So give it your best conversation lines between them. I'll kick off with;

PM: Ma'm, I'm so sorry that I forgot to say "and God save the Queen at the end of my address to the nation"
QE: Next time you forget me, I'll send the guards around and have you strung up with this cord.
 Joe  
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Boris: "what are you wearing"
Queen: "oh Censored off Boris"
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Post #213175626th Mar 2020 7:39 am
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I'm pretty sure Boris will have a picture of HMTQ on the wall of his office; I doubt it is also the other way about.

BoJo: "Phwoar! Can you let me have Sarah Fergusson's* mobile number?"
HMTQ:"I'll get Charles to send you one of his spare COVID-19 testing kits. You are obviously very sick"

* Replace with the name of any other member of the royal family, male, female or other.
 
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"Listen, Johnston, you tousle-headed Censored .... I've got squads of fit young men and women who are highly-trained killers, ready to die for Queen and Censored country on my Censored say-so.

Censored this up and, believe me, it'll be the work of a moment to get any number of those guys to put a Censored bullet in the back of your Censored head.

Censored ."
  
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