Member Since: 15 Jan 2013
Location: Devon
Posts: 2037
Complete lockdown
Just a heads up The Ministry of Defence have been told to be on standby for complete UK lockdown as of Sunday evening at 6pm... No one is to leave their home's unless you work in Front Line Retail or the NHS...
I heard this directly from my neighbour Trigger who is best friends with a guy called Boycey. Boycey knows a guy named Del who drinks down the pub with his uncle Albert. Albert was in the Navy during the war so knows his stuff..
"the inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings....the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries" Winston Churchill
2016 D4 Landmark Club Waitomo ...or is it Club Tempest????
2015 D4 HSE Aintree Green
22nd Mar 2020 12:13 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73120
can't be using soldiers to enforce the lockdown as, and it's from a reliable source, they're all secretly digging graves in National Parks ready for the massive demand.
22nd Mar 2020 12:41 pm
LT
Member Since: 31 Dec 2005
Location: South West
Posts: 23865
So it’s official then. 2006 D3 HSE (Original & still the best)-GONE
2010 D4 HSE (A bit bling)-GONE
2014 D4 HSE (Almost too bling)-GONE
2015 D4 HSE (A heated what?)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Written Off)-GONE
2016 D4 Landmark (Surely the last!) PD1881 rims-GONE
2017 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography (now semi-retired)
Ah, that explains all the "walkers" in the National Parks. Undercover grave diggers! Very cunning I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
well ... the email I saw last Wednesday that said we'd all be in 100% lockdown by Friday evening "and I heard it from Sharon in accounts and her dad is in the government so it must be true", er, wasn't true.
I was told that every Disco 1, 2 & 3 owner with a "one life live it" sticker were finally going to get their wish of driving anywhere they pleased on National trust land as long as they took a few bodies out there with them to bury. They have been issued with new stickers (What do you think they are ?)The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
I was told that every Disco 1, 2 & 3 owner with a "one life live it" sticker were finally going to get their wish of driving anywhere they pleased on National trust land as long as they took a few bodies out there with them to bury. They have been issued with new stickers (What do you think they are ?)
It's as if you have second sight. Local Fumblemuckers have been out in force this weekend. It's like they sense the emergency services might be busy and deploy a mechanism that allows them to justify doing whatever the hell they want.
Locals spent a lot of time and effort reestablishing hedging and young trees near the ford by my place, only for it all to get ripped out these last two days so simple folks could rag their MOT failure carpboxes around wherever they fancied.
And possibly not entirely coincidentally, damage to fields from poaching and reported thefts from farms has rocketed this last week.
I can see a few Tony Martin cases happening before long.I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
22nd Mar 2020 7:18 pm
Moo D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14478
Just make sure they shot them in the front D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)
New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
Feel free to share this amongst the terminally selfish out there
I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
22nd Mar 2020 8:01 pm
stew 46
Member Since: 01 Dec 2011
Location: cornwall
Posts: 10148
That’s the one -------------------------------------------------
if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab
22nd Mar 2020 8:13 pm
nearlee
Member Since: 15 Dec 2012
Location: where the sheep are scared
Posts: 1777
If you all want to know where the terminally selfish are, they have all appeared in north wales, its busy than bank holiday around here.Just remember:-
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the titanic
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