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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4575

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"Tormented by a lack of commercial success, Christopher Cockerell took to the bottle in later life"

"Evel Knievel's attempt at setting the record for the greatest number of school buses jumped using a Flymo™ did not end well..."
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5192

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

When you said get a cabriolet you will attract more fanny i didn't have this type in mind !
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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gstuart
 


Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
Location: kent
Posts: 14120

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

“ yes dear , the dealer said this is the new green car of the future “

It even has an anti traffic warden setting Whistle
   
Post #211199110th Jan 2020 6:24 pm
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5192

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

BBDisco3 wrote:
Well done all Thumbs Up

Mark, will there be a joint presentation of prizes?

Its pies all round Brian Thumbs Up
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
Post #211199610th Jan 2020 6:33 pm
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10351

England 

some good ones chaps, keep them coming Bow down

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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BBDisco3
 


Member Since: 23 Nov 2008
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 3646

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Donald thought he'd be super cool Whistle

  
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Member Since: 15 Apr 2015
Location: UK
Posts: 1683

United Kingdom 

With the top-level accessory pack, you’ll never need to beg for a blow-job again.
  
Post #211200510th Jan 2020 6:59 pm
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2401

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Linking:



and



'air con on max Whistle
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2225

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

al cope wrote:




Oh jeezz

I thought the measurements was MM not M, no wonder the loading guy looked puzzled when I told him to just drop it in my car

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 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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MJD 3
 


Member Since: 10 Feb 2016
Location: Teesside
Posts: 311

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Ok smart ar*se where do you think your going to fit that oversized turbo now?
 General Grabber AT3's
EGR Valves Blanked
Aluminium sump guard
Tree/Rock sliders.
Bank Account - Empty. 
 
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BBDisco3
 


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Apparently the owner was a big fan.
  
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
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England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

I told you we should have moved to the UK

If we had That would have just been a Roof tile Rolling Eyes
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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MrBrain
 


Member Since: 12 Mar 2014
Location: bucks
Posts: 472

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

Some drivers just look so cool.
  
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286

Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Sorry dear but there seems to be a fundament design problem with the hovercraft.
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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Roverlike
 


Member Since: 27 Feb 2018
Location: Split
Posts: 72

Croatia 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Look what happens when you keep sayin' ITS TOO HOT!
  
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