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Well remembered monkey, but unfortunately before my time!
If that a hole only got his car scratched then he got off lightly. My revenge would be a lot more imaginative and much sweeter - if I was of a mind you understand!
I doubt we'll see the likes of him here again (or Bay)2005 D3 HSE 2011 D4 Landmark 2016 D4 HSE Lux
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9th Aug 2008 10:28 pm
monkey hanger
Member Since: 17 Jan 2008
Location: London
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"its probably a virus, you'll be right as rain in a few days and if you're playing sport try to favour the other leg"
9th Aug 2008 10:54 pm
cherokee
Member Since: 03 Jul 2007
Location: preston
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I thought Black was metallic Always walk behind a Shooter and
In front of a Sh*ter
9th Aug 2008 11:00 pm
SN
Member Since: 03 Jan 2006
Location: Romiley
Posts: 13710
When we get the answer let me know - the passenger side of the gutless Opel Corsa I had in Spain this week ended up with a goodly dose of bramble rash after I took it 'off-roading' into the Catalunyan Mountains on Friday Almost as bad as my D3 - good job I paid for the absolutely everything insurance when renting it shame it only had 1600k's on it when I picked it up Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
My Brother actually caught somebody in his car on the drive about two years back. The bloke he caught got a telling off by the attending policeman. My brother got arrested, for assault - go figure."To finish first, one first has to finish ...."
My Brother actually caught somebody in his car on the drive about two years back. The bloke he caught got a telling off by the attending policeman. My brother got arrested, for assault - go figure.
I had a 'friendly warning' from local Plod after apprehending the little b@st@rd who kept nicking my car stereo from outside the house. (Oadby was such a lovely place to live!)
He was such a dumb @ss that he always ripped-off my stereos (to pay for his drugs) on a Fri or Sat night - so I stayed up, dressed in all black with a black (and very threatening) hoodie, and then nabbed the scum-bag whilst wielding a large aluminium baseball bat (which I just happened to have handy)....
Little git never bothered me again
Plod let him off due to 'lack of evidence' 08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
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19th Aug 2008 3:42 pm
ChemicalJasper
Member Since: 19 Jun 2008
Location: Lincolnshire
Posts: 48
Any advice on smaller scratches?
Got back to my car yesterday and there are several light scratchs 2"-3" long (through the clear coat but not into the base).
Looks like some has been shining the door for me with their in some rivited jeans or something???
Not very impresses as I have only had the car a few on months!
Any advice on how best to polish these out would be greatly appreciated!
PS - I have a mate who caught a young toe-rag through his window when returning from the pub - he played league ice hockey and did Ju-Jitsu. Same thing he got into more trouble than the young ..........mind you he was sat on him, having a cup of tea and a biscuit (that his Mrs had brought out to him) when the police arrived! Don't worry..... it only seems Kinky the first time you do it!
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hole only got his car scratched then he got off lightly. My revenge would be a lot more imaginative and much sweeter - if I was of a mind you understand!
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