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Dusty
 


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Golf Handicaps, or more to the point MY handicap Wink

Handicap has been creeping up very slowly over the last few years but actually managed to win a club comp last weekend, 35 points in a stableford Smile

Anyway all scores are put into the computer and I’m informed I’ve been cut 0.2 Crying or Very sad As I was on
7.5( 8 ) and I’m now on 7.3(7) I’ve been cut a shot.

I appreciate that not everyone is into golf, but basically 35 points means I’ve played over my handicap but because the rest of the field has had a nightmare I get penalised Big Cry Where’s the fairness in that.
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oldstout
 


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Anyone who starts a sentence with the word 'so'......


It's properly doing my head in, on TV and radio whenever anyone replies to a question...

...so.....


FFS make it stop someone - pleeeeease Rolling Eyes

Whistle
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oldstout
 


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astonbuilder wrote:
People who say “off of”......



...and that! Thumbs Up
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oldstout
 


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Grianaig wrote:
All of the above plus people who end sentences with “going forward”. Censored


...and that! WTF happened to in future? Evil or Very Mad
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kajtzu
 


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People who use “tip of the spear” in business lingo or pretend they want to “kill or crush the competition”

...
  
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oldstout
 


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Narpy wrote:
Another one ( that I hadn't picked up on until somebody else pointed it out): People who start a sentence or post with the word "So" Rolling Eyes



Right .

Apolgies.


People who jump in at the deep end on forums and post without reading the whole thread first...

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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Those at the BBC who insist on saying draw-ring. There is only one “r” !!
Film lids on ready meals that are supposed peel off - not need a knife to cut through them or alternately come off in strips
People who say “we are going to destroy the planet” . No we are not, nothing we can do will destroy this planet - we might make it unfit for human habitation but we wil not destroy it.
  
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oldstout
 


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Yup, drorrring really gets me going, Tommy Walsh DIY guy - I once heard him say he would be sorrring a piece of wood, and I've heard sports commentators talking about teams clorrring their way back...


Oh man, don't get me started... Rolling Eyes

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Hardware
 


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Today it was every Censored in Costco.

had to get SWMBO top check my t-shirt didn't day "walk into me whilst looking any direction except where you are Censored walking" or "I have no feeling in my legs so pleased feel free to swing your Censored trolley into me".
  
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Narpy
 


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What about people who say "Sked-jool" instead of "Shed-jool" and people who post "break lights" instead of "brake lights". Rolling Eyes

And the much berated clowns who refer to their Land Rover as a Jeep. WTF is that all about?

Bald people with pony tails is another.........................yeah, you know who you are. Laughing
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kajtzu
 


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People who pronounce SQL as Sequel instead of S-Q-L
People who used to pronounce DLCI as delsey
People who pronounce router as rooter


Wink
  
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DSL
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Guilty of the last one. No idea for the first two. Whistle
   
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kajtzu
 


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Must be a British thing, then... yanks tend to say “rauter” Thumbs Up

Don’t worry about DLCIs, frame relay is hopefully gone in most countries Wink
  
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What about people who, when in discussion say "for me"
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Saturday night TV, what a heap of absolute sh!te!
Sitting with swmbo (with fingers in my ears) who absolutely loves it.
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