Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1780
What women prefer in a man.
Recent studies have found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating, they will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump inserted up his backside.There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
D4 gone!
D5
7th Aug 2017 9:16 am
professorpool
Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213
nickedD3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..
7th Aug 2017 9:37 am
Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1780
B r. Did a search for it as well before I posted. There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
D4 gone!
D5
7th Aug 2017 9:46 am
professorpool
Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213
No... I meant I have nicked it from you and posted it on facebook already...
In exchange, here is an image I also stole earlier..
D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..
7th Aug 2017 9:50 am
Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
Need to be careful who I send that to..... Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
7th Aug 2017 10:39 am
Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1780
professorpool wrote:
No... I meant I have nicked it from you and posted it on facebook already...
In exchange, here is an image I also stole earlier..
There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
D4 gone!
D5
7th Aug 2017 10:50 am
Farmer Chalk
Member Since: 07 Mar 2013
Location: Independent Republic of Kentishshire.
Posts: 4192
Brilliant.... my two women in the house both laughed out loud at that as well!
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