Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
Human trafficking alert
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on-board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately:
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on-board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!”
The captain responds, “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One......"Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
24th Jun 2017 8:39 pm
D4commercialsdv6
Member Since: 05 May 2015
Location: Bracknell
Posts: 110
how very accurateCommercial SDV6 8 Speed 255
Audio upgrade
Bright pack
Convenience pack
Timed climate
Surround cameras
Xenon light Upgrade
Smart Witness Camera
Black grill & vents
Sidesteps
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
24th Jun 2017 9:08 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787
24th Jun 2017 9:17 pm
Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
24th Jun 2017 10:58 pm
Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
Cheers Ian
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how very accurate
... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
