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HughMartin
 


Member Since: 30 Mar 2008
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 751

Scotland 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Aintree GreenDiscovery 4
Hopeless Cosmetics

Why do Disco owners spend huge amounts of money trying to tart up their vehicles with new grills, fairy lights, detangos etc etc.?

At the end of the day, a pig with lipstick is still a pig.

  
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tayaste
 


Member Since: 15 May 2013
Location: Chester
Posts: 7633

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

But my pig looks different to the other pigs now
   
Post #18003475th Apr 2017 8:47 pm
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787

Ukraine 

I can honestly say my D3 & D4 are completely bling free zones. All mods have a practical purpose and a reasoning, even if I've forgotten said reasoning. And any shine is hidden under a lair of grime. So also an OCD free zone. Whistle
   
Post #18003505th Apr 2017 8:49 pm
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BLFarrar
 


Member Since: 02 Aug 2006
Location: Deepest, Dankest, Darkest, Dingiest......Le Halifax, West Yorkshire...with strong links to Ireland
Posts: 6222

France 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Lugano TealDiscovery 3
D3...

Original concept of a classic vehicle is a classic vehicle
using function as the benchmark all the rest is style which is the "flavour of the month" cosmetics

Grilles, trim, lights etc don't affect the Load Carrying, comfort or towing ability of the vehicle - which also doesn't alter from base commercial or S version right up to HSE's

everybody to their own though....if adding things floats their boat OK
 BREXIT - done properly.
Right now ...We need Government - not Politics
Save the Dipstick Flagbearer-keep it simple, less likely to fail campaign-agenda items:Starting Handles, Acetylene Lamps.
Founder: Dipsticks-R-Us Inc
D3 HSE-perfectly formed, passenger friendly...has real DIPSTICK
Jag XK-but sadly no DIPSTICK...HUGE design fault
FL2 has DIPSTICK..."real comfort in rear seats"
VW Golf wondermobile (?)..has real DIPSTICK
Morris Minor..original DIPSTICK technology..and a real KEY. 
 
Post #18004005th Apr 2017 10:09 pm
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13908

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

My 'Pig's' had a face lift. I can't decide whether to give her another though.....

 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #18004295th Apr 2017 11:30 pm
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BLFarrar
 


Member Since: 02 Aug 2006
Location: Deepest, Dankest, Darkest, Dingiest......Le Halifax, West Yorkshire...with strong links to Ireland
Posts: 6222

France 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Lugano TealDiscovery 3
Moo

How did you get this...?
Kiss the screen....?
 BREXIT - done properly.
Right now ...We need Government - not Politics
Save the Dipstick Flagbearer-keep it simple, less likely to fail campaign-agenda items:Starting Handles, Acetylene Lamps.
Founder: Dipsticks-R-Us Inc
D3 HSE-perfectly formed, passenger friendly...has real DIPSTICK
Jag XK-but sadly no DIPSTICK...HUGE design fault
FL2 has DIPSTICK..."real comfort in rear seats"
VW Golf wondermobile (?)..has real DIPSTICK
Morris Minor..original DIPSTICK technology..and a real KEY. 
 
Post #18004335th Apr 2017 11:51 pm
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Russell
 


Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 10564

United Kingdom 

DSL wrote:
I can honestly say my D3 & D4 are completely bling free zones. All mods have a practical purpose and a reasoning, even if I've forgotten said reasoning. And any shine is hidden under a lair of grime. So also an OCD free zone. Whistle


Bling free zones, yours are all full of wood and to some that is mega bling Rolling with laughter
 MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
MY15 D4 HSE Kaikoura Stone
MY12 D4 HSE Nara Bronze Sold and gone
MY11 D4 HSE Stornaway Grey Sold and gone
D3 S spec Silver Sold and gone
Tow bar, full length roof bars, side steps, tow bar storage unit, surround camers.
D4 camera club 
 
Post #18004426th Apr 2017 12:57 am
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James W
 


Member Since: 27 Mar 2008
Location: Wirral, UK
Posts: 3067

United Kingdom 

More 'minging' than 'blinging' Laughing
 D4 XS, gone, much loved, never forgotten
2018 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography - Gone to someone with less sense and more time to enjoy it Very Happy
2016 Toyota Hilux Invincible - Liberating experience 
 
Post #18004676th Apr 2017 7:52 am
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297

England 

Its so that my pig is preetier than your pig.

Simple
Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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