Member Since: 15 Jan 2013
Location: Devon
Posts: 2029
Blonde's
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about £50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation
said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way
around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50.00 and handed it
to her along with a ten pound tip.
"And by the way, " the blonde added, " it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".
"the inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings....the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries" Winston Churchill
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3rd Apr 2017 12:44 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787
Even got a slight snigger from SWMBO!
3rd Apr 2017 12:48 pm
RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13103
It's "Blondes" not "Blonde's".
Unless you're a blonde... Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
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2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
3rd Apr 2017 3:15 pm
Reginald Molehusband
Member Since: 17 Nov 2009
Location: West Calder
Posts: 632
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2009 D4 HSE TDV6, Bali blue (first run D4)
2007 RRS TDV8 HSE, some blue
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