Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
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| The DEAF Mafia Bookkeeper |
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido,
has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job
in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would
not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing
$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido,
“Where's the money”
Guido signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know
what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido,
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs,
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house”.
The Godfather asks the lawyer,
"What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says  you, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D4 SDV6 SE Tech Kaikoura Stone MY15.
Last edited by Bill Wright on 27th Sep 2016 9:45 am. Edited 1 time in total
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geoffsnook
Member Since: 13 Jun 2014
Location: south wales
Posts: 3169
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 Discovery 3 se gone
Range rover sport supercharged here:)
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Navigator
Member Since: 17 Mar 2010
Location: Stay at Home. One of the lives you save could be your own.
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Blind?
Deaf?
Lost! A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.
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Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
Posts: 3254
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Got me Navs!  Lost? Change your handle.  Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D4 SDV6 SE Tech Kaikoura Stone MY15.
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| 27th Sep 2016 9:46 am |
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Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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Oi must remember that....... Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
 
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Cheers Ian
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Kielder 4x4 Safari
Discoless
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