Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into \a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you
tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?
Now, that's a REAL Businessman! Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
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  Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D4 SDV6 SE Tech Kaikoura Stone MY15.
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rockcrawler
Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884
  
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Thought you were going to say a Scottish gentleman 
Light the blue touch paper and run ............................. D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
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BAS Remap
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
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Cheers Ian
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Club N.E.R.D.S
Kielder 4x4 Safari
Discoless
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Disco dazboy
Member Since: 02 Dec 2013
Location: Leicestershire
Posts: 1782
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D3 x2 now gone
Volkswagen Tiguan Allspace 4motion
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