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Madrilleno
 


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Didn't expect that!

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 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.


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Post #170578814th Sep 2016 3:50 pm
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adam
 


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Always makes me giggle when I see Psychics advertising - why?
  
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Hairy Dan
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thud
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One of my ex-SWMBO's was into all that psychic stuff, buying dream-catchers and rocks and Censored .

She'd booked herself in for a reading, or whatever they do, and I went into shop with her (it was a mystic things shop with a room out back) and she went to 'book in' and the assistant apologised and said unfortunately she wouldn't be in today as she'd fallen and broken her arm.

All I said was "didn't she know it was going to happen when she took the booking?" and all hell let loose with strange women with feathers in their hair and joss-sticks gave me the daggers look Laughing
  
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crews control
 


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I am actually a skilled mindreader.
In fact, I know exactly what you're all thinking right now...
Whistle
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Discomadness
 


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I bloody hope not. One told swmbo she was going to win the lottery. Whistle
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No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh out loud

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J77
 


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Discomadness wrote:
I bloody hope not. One told swmbo she was going to win the lottery. Whistle


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