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Bill Wright
 


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Praise Be!

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me.

I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you
will walk today."

Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside, and lo and behold.

My Car Was Gone! HALLELUJAH! Laughing Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


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