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DG
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A proper balls up

wince Shocked

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Good, will prevent the f Censored r (or not as the case may be) from breeding. Thumbs Up
  

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silly billy Shocked
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Possible Darwin Award contender?
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Justice ?!

Did make me wince though
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Robbie wrote:
Possible Darwin Award contender?


Aren't the Darwin Awards for people who die from their own stupidity ? At least this guy got the rest of his life to consider what he did. Or won't be doing. Whistle
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^ No; just that they are unable to pass on their genes, and as the article mentions that the eejit concerned "is now unable to ever have children", then he's qualified for entry.
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Yep, as above.

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Ah ! That's me corrected ! Lol. I recall something about contribution to the gene pool now you've said. All things aside I bet that was a hell of a shock when he yanked that stick out to find his marbles hanging off it. Shocked
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Load of old b******s if you ask me
  
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Discomadness wrote:
Ah ! That's me corrected ! Lol. I recall something about contribution to the gene pool now you've said. All things aside I bet that was a hell of a shock when he yanked that stick out to find his marbles hanging off it. Shocked


To be fair to you, I think it's usually awarded posthumously. Castratation alone is a pretty rare event, despite what the Daily Wail would have its readers believe about punishments in the Middle East etc.
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Discomadness wrote:
Aren't the Darwin Awards for people who die from their own stupidity


Yes Thumbs Up
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