1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?
9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
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14th Jun 2016 7:06 am
Disco_Mikey
Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Member Since: 16 Dec 2010
Location: East Riding of Yorkshire
Posts: 1681
Wanted a Series 2 LR since childhood but previously owned MY16 Disco Sport HSE TD4 Auto, MY13 RR Sport Black Edition TDV6 Auto, MY10 RR Sport HSE TDV6 Auto, 2007 Freelander 1 Freestyle TD4 Soft Top, 2009 Freelander 2 GS TD4 Auto, 2007 Freelander 2 GS TD4, 2004 Disco 2 Metropolis Auto, 2002 Disco 2 GS, 2000 Freelander 1 SE TD4 SW
Still hoping for a S2 one day!
14th Jun 2016 8:09 am
Hairy Dan
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Cheers Ian
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14th Jun 2016 1:21 pm
zebadee
Member Since: 15 Feb 2006
Location: The Magic Roundabout
Posts: 1392
+1 for number 1
14th Jun 2016 1:33 pm
grzesiul
Member Since: 11 May 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 6310
i had this idea ages ago and then i have done something stupid shall I shoot meself as well?
14th Jun 2016 3:53 pm
Landie71
Member Since: 23 Oct 2012
Location: Worksop, Nottinghamshire
Posts: 1019
Like it - especially No.1
14th Jun 2016 8:26 pm
Red Merle
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Location: Liskeard
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It made me smile 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
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2023 to date: 2 x FL2 as “second” cars 🙄
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