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NoDo$h
 


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Oh good point that man! I have a stream on the northern edge of my garden that has got silted up over the years and is a bit manky for it. We've got the nod to do some clearance upstream to bring the flow back to its former bubbling glory but it would be sooo much better if I could claim it on expenses Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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oh FFS!!! am i the only Censored on here with no...... "water feature" (david brent accent)

P Censored ss off the lot of you. i'm off to rent a digger and make myself some sort of lake......

anyone got the number for speedyhire?
  
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You've got Fistral Beach you git. Evil or Very Mad
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #47036621st May 2009 10:28 am
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Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed b Censored gger......

did i say how good the surf was last night? Rolling with laughter
  
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NoDo$h
 


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No. And you'd better not.... oh, hang on Embarassed

So I'm sat in a hotel room in Crawley with an Andy McNab book and a couple of bottles of St Austell Tribute while you get to saunter along the north coast of cornwall watching the sets rolling in.

Swap you Thumbs Up

Back OT, I quite like the sound of this floating island for ducks that has been claimed for. Must see if I can knock up something similar when I redo the ponds this summer Mr. Green
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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there's several 100k of tadpoles knocking around my folks pond thing, shall i put some in the post?
  
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ad15 wrote:
oh FFS!!! am i the only Censored on here with no...... "water feature" (david brent accent)


You could always do what a neighbour near my parents house did. He had a fountain in the garden, that ran 24/7 right up to the point the water board shut the water off for some pipe work. When they turned the system back on the fountain started up again. Can't get more Censored than that Whistle
 Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone? 
 
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On the plus side, it will give the ducks and the confused chickens something to do. On the minus side, that's another thing to wash off the dog's coat. Confused
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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NoDo$h wrote:
I quite like the sound of this floating island for ducks that has been claimed for. Must see if I can knock up something similar when I redo the ponds this summer Mr. Green

Don't forget to install solar panels in the roof, some batteries and the workings of a remote controlled boat so you can drive it around the pond Laughing
 Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone? 
 
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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Rolling with laughter Bow down
 Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone? 
 
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter i love thursdays....

nodo$h, sorry completely forgot to ask, what are you doing with andy mcnab in a hotel room in crawley?????? Whistle

are you........on a job? Very Happy
  
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That's between me and Andy Wink
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

are you "the love interest" Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Funny, i thought you were a bloke..... Whistle
  
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We're working on getting one of my bungs into the plotline of his next blockbuster. Provisional working title is "Big Bung Theory".

I think it needs more work.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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