jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Feck off, ye'll no bring it back!'
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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Subtle
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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Disco3newbie
Member Since: 26 Oct 2008
Location: Scottish Borders
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
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POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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