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DSL
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Re Guy Martin, no spoilers please as only watched the first one. Whistle Whistle
   
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gstuart
 


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No worries , indeed didn’t say anymore just in case u hadn’t seen the next one

Episode 2 is available now via on demand
   
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DSL
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I gather he didn’t crash and die, that would deffo have hit the news. Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
   
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
DrRobH wrote:
Some twazzak commenting on my Facebook ad for my Classic that I’m selling warning people it might be rotten underneath. Censored


Sorry, I hadn't seen the photos of your underside that appears to be licked clean. Umm... Rolling with laughter


Seriously, what sort of Censored does that? Unless, of course, it's the sort of Censored that thinks he'll parachute in and offer you peanuts "because it's not selling". Evil or Very Mad

Where are the comments Rob? I've had a quick look and I can't see anything. Happy to post contrary comments about the soundness of my purchase from you. It'll be an honest one because I did buy from you and it was straight. Give me a tinkle if you like - happy to put a comment or two up if it helps. Thumbs Up

I took the posts down off Facebook and blocked any further comments. Bloody Censored
Moo off here is interested Thumbs Up
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RRSTDV8
 


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It's a nice looking vehicle. But there's no way management would agree to another vehicle on the driveway, sadly. GLWTS. Thumbs Up
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ASDA home delivery "help" desk.


I may have to kill someone.
  
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I think this applies to all so called “help desks”.... and there is no “may” about it if you want to get a response Rolling with laughter
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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Try calling any help desk and get the stupid message “ we are experiencing a large number of calls right now, your call is important to us”. No it’s not as you haven’t invested enough in call handlers..

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The woman in the next bed in the hospital. Some of us are quietly getting on with getting their chemo, eating biscuits and egg butties.

She's been constantly on the phone discussing how every part of her body is failing ... trust me it's not ... or the health of her cats, loads by sound of it, especially the one that's very ill today. Actually, it's just lethargic and off it's food but actually does have a real issue.
I've got headphones on so thought I'd misheard but it did sound like it had a coil of something in it's stomach. When she made a couple of calls to find if it was one her daughter had left laying about it turns out it's the remains of a toy mouse and not a contraceptive coil.

And she's getting louder as she forgets the list of stuff she's suffering from, allegedly.

She must have some underlying illness as this is a dialysis unit but she's blamed her symptoms on lupus and an eye infection and everything in between.

Getting louder again now. If you see anything in the Manchester evening news tonight, I WILL have an alibi.
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Hardware - I think I heard her in full flow last time I was in Salford, she kept saying she was just outside Piccadilly Station, and she probably was
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Apparently I'm harsh and she is very ill ... got a telling off from the consultant. Still going to request not being next to her next time our visits here coincide.

Anyone who has a cat called "handbags at dawn" needs treatment, just not on this ward.
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Dean
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2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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DSL
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I think it’s a great name for a cat!! Laughing Laughing
   
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Just say you were offended by the content of her call.
 
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Ivan
 


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Just say it's affecting your mental elf init

Seems to work for everyone else
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