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cdodkin
 


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Wed Joke de Jour

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've
got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards
she said, 'Thanks,'and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'


She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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kevi
 


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That long Laughing
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That made swmbo laugh out loud. Shocked
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Brilliant Thumbs Up
  
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