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If u go down to the beach today

Make sure u won’t need a bigger boat Rolling with laughter

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/great-white-shar...14668.html   
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ISTR “surfing” is English for “feeding the great white”. Whistle Whistle

Mind you, suppose “water skiing” could mean “shark fishing”. Laughing   
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Can hear the theme tune already as the water skier tries to shout “ faster Censored faster Rolling with laughter

Shark Will then use the surf board after as a tooth pick Laughing   
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For a shark “surfboard” = “smorgasbord”. Whistle Whistle   
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Rolling with laughter

Not “ smashedboard “ then Laughing   
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Whats even worse, she's preggers! So will be craving all sorts of delicacies and then after she's had it will need to feed it!

Thats me out of the water for a few years!! Must stop buying shiny toys....  
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By “it”, don’t you mean “them, lots of them”? Whistle Whistle   
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darrind wrote:
Whats even worse, she's preggers! So will be craving all sorts of delicacies and then after she's had it will need to feed it!

Thats me out of the water for a few years!!


Maybe the little snapping angles will clear the french beaches first Whistle

A group of sharks is called a shiver isn’t it or a school , bound to have got that wrong Rolling with laughter   
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