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gstuart
 


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How to find an old screw in a piece of wood

Well u use ur back of course Censored , lost my footing and fell back onto it, right on my lower back

Feel so angry with myself as I was just plodding along and making progress little by little

Can hardly stand now, Censored Censored

Hopefully I’ll be able to get started again sooner rather than later , plus feel so bloody stupid Big Cry


   
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Ouch, Is that your builders bum? Shocked
  
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looks more like a Carpenters crack to me Mr. Green
  
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Rolling with laughter , no lower back
   
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I usually manage to find them with either my circular saw or power plane Evil or Very Mad

Not as damaging as doing it with your back though - ouch Shocked

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Hope you mend quickly and that your tetanus is up to date.
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al cope wrote:
I usually manage to find them with either my circular saw or power plane Evil or Very Mad

Not as damaging as doing it with your back though - ouch Shocked

Al


Ant that the truth , every time u fit a new blade, crunch

Well I thought I would try a different approach , lol

While I’m at it , Could always try using a wire brush and some old spice to clean it up and put a hole in the ceiling Rolling with laughter
   
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LT wrote:
Hope you met quickly and that your tetanus is up to date.


That’s a good point actually ref tetanus , haven’t got a clue , got to be a good number of years

Think I better give the gp a quick ring tommorow to double check, thks as a good call Thumbs Up
   
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Got to love auto correct Rolling with laughter

Thks so much once again and hoping once I can , to do as many bits not using a ladder Laughing
  

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weve all dunnit....have a beer and recover...GET WELL SOON
 

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Bless u, can laugh at it now, could have been so much worse, just feel so bloody stupid but it’s done now

Just the most annoying bit that I was in a form of a stride but as they say it is what it is

Fingers crossed there be some decent programs on Netflix Rolling with laughter

Plus seen and heard of so many horrific accidents on building sites , never forget one where a guy was standing over an angle grinder , another person plugged it in and the grinder jumped up and caught some very important bits , never saw it just heard about it

Plus imagine many have also seen / heard of accidents like that happening at work etc
   
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when they were building the submarine complex at devonport dockyard 50 years ago...there was a 3 foot square hole in a floor slab with a 8x4 sheet of ply over it..two guys pick up the ply and walked away....one guy went down the hole...deceased...simple acts....devastating effects..learn from that
  
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gstuart wrote:
Plus seen and heard of so many horrific accidents on building sites , never forget one where a guy was standing over an angle grinder , another person plugged it in and the grinder jumped up and caught some very important bits , never saw it just heard about it


Is he on Grindr?
 
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