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Pizza Expressway

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DSL
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Pizza Expressway

This has got to be good hunting ground for puns. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-57329077

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Those that are late to then thread may be playing ketchup.

2nd Jun 2021 5:38 pm

kajtzu

Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
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2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns Blue

Sometimes in traffic you just see red

2nd Jun 2021 5:42 pm

kajtzu

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This is completely off topic even in the off topic forum but the journo certainly had fun writing heading and article itself

“Ganja believe it? Police make hash of suspected weed farm raid, pot Bitcoin mine instead”

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/30/can...coin_mine/

2nd Jun 2021 5:43 pm

dantheman

Member Since: 12 Mar 2010
Location: Essex
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2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway Grey

Think he was trying to get passata another lorry.

Today is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again.

2nd Jun 2021 7:39 pm

DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin

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And he wanted a pizza the fast Lane action.

2nd Jun 2021 7:42 pm

PROFSR G

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2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway Grey

I wonder what the Domino effect will be?

yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

2nd Jun 2021 7:53 pm

DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin

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It could happen any time of the year, any of the four seasons.

2nd Jun 2021 7:55 pm

NoDo$h

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A deep-pan skid pan I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.

2nd Jun 2021 7:57 pm

DSL
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That just got a puzzled look from SWMBO.

2nd Jun 2021 7:58 pm

PROFSR G

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A "Rotten Tomatoes" look I suspect, hard to top that! yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

2nd Jun 2021 8:09 pm

gstuart

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2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Java Black

Blimey , the sauce of it

2nd Jun 2021 8:25 pm

PROFSR G

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C'mon Del, you out of puns already?

I thought you'd be up for at least one more slice.

yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

2nd Jun 2021 8:49 pm

DSL
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Can’t really be topping any of these puns.

2nd Jun 2021 9:08 pm

Hardware

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2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra Black

I thought only buses and taxis could drive the red route ?

2nd Jun 2021 9:11 pm

DSL
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Hopefully there will be a lesson to take away, unless they are Uber sharp and get a delivery.

2nd Jun 2021 9:13 pm

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