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DiscoDunc
 


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Leave EU - who do we throw out first

Ok, so the country has decided to leave the EU - but who do we throw out first...

ill start the ball rolling ....

1) throw out everyone who is incapable of using their indicators at junctions and roundabouts Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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All the people that signed the petition calling for retrospective change in the law because they lost the vote and all those that think the 17 odd million who voted out are stupid, ignorant racists.
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I have stopped using indicators as well as shifter and steering wheel, heading in a straight line for Dover cliff Wink
  
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Mogwyth wrote:
All the people that signed the petition calling for retrospective change in the law because they lost the vote and all those that think the 17 odd million who voted out are stupid, ignorant racists.


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grzesiul
 


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oh and from now on I am only occupying overtaking lane doing 45 max to annoy the Censored out of the rest undertaking and two fingering me Wink
  
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grzesiul
 


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Woolmeister wrote:
The entire England EURO 2016 squad. Whistle


English who invented footie got kicked by Iceland?? Iceland??????????? Really lol
  
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You sound surprised?
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Woolmeister wrote:
You sound surprised?


Yes big time although i do not really follow footie since Polish team got Censored mid 90s

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