Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
Posts: 3254
  
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A FISHING STORY
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pyjamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up".
The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologises for the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, the man returns and his wife asks "Did you have a good trip, dear?" The man replies "Yep, the fishing was great... but you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas...?"
His wife smiles and says "Oh, no I didn't... I put them in your tackle box". Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D4 SDV6 SE Tech Kaikoura Stone MY15.
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Landie71
Member Since: 23 Oct 2012
Location: Worksop, Nottinghamshire
Posts: 1019
 
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euangibson
Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: Borders
Posts: 11027
 
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 "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...
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