Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
Boys weekend away
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip.
Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.
Rob’s friends were very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
“Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?â€
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said ‘guess who’?â€
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.
And then she said, “now you can do what ever you want.â€
So here I am…
Moral: Never deny a man meeting his friends!!! Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
26th Nov 2014 8:02 am
euangibson
Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: Borders
Posts: 11027
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights
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26th Nov 2014 8:30 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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26th Nov 2014 9:04 am
Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
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Cheers Ian
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26th Nov 2014 12:31 pm
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26th Nov 2014 1:06 pm
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