A1GSS
Member Since: 12 Sep 2010
Location: Saffron Walden, Essex
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Shamelessly stolen form somewhere else...
An Octopus walks into a bar and says I can play ANY musical instrument you like. English man gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimi Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of mins and the Scotsman says "Whats wrong - can ye no play it?"
The Octopus says "Play it? I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!" ____
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