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Location: Glorious Devon
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Fed up With Sex.
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister-in-law." Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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26th Sep 2014 2:34 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Could be worse, could. Be your mother in law!!
26th Sep 2014 2:40 pm
disco4ever
Member Since: 23 Dec 2013
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what comes beyond worst?
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26th Sep 2014 3:34 pm
Parallax33
Member Since: 03 Jun 2014
Location: Christchurch
Posts: 1125
Re: Fed up With Sex.
Bill Wright wrote:
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister-in-law."
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
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26th Sep 2014 3:48 pm
Narpy
Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
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Re: Fed up With Sex.
Bill Wright wrote:
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister-in-law."
Ain't no excuses when you've discovered Rohypnol. Mods:
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26th Sep 2014 4:17 pm
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Member Since: 10 Apr 2014
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26th Sep 2014 4:21 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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but as women can multitask, they should be able to have a headache and sex at the same time - surely?
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26th Sep 2014 5:19 pm
euangibson
Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
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Posts: 11027
Re: Fed up With Sex.
Parallax33 wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister-in-law."
I don't get any ......
I've corrected that for you "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...
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26th Sep 2014 5:23 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
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Member Since: 07 Sep 2013
Location: Douglas
Posts: 352
My wife and I have a very active sex life. I have even had her over a chest freeze.
Shame I now have a lifetime ban from tesco's
26th Sep 2014 6:01 pm
Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
Posts: 3254
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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26th Sep 2014 7:36 pm
Garagegmx
Member Since: 09 Feb 2014
Location: UK
Posts: 916
Thourght it was just their shares going down this week?
26th Sep 2014 7:38 pm
dubbs
Member Since: 18 Apr 2012
Location: Gloucestershire
Posts: 3626
Farsco wrote:
My wife and I have a very active sex life. I have even had her over a chest freeze.
Shame I now have a lifetime ban from tesco's
Bet she wasn't expecting that when you said "Every little helps..." MY15 DIY Black Pack (Better than factory and half the price!)
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