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blue meanie
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festive billooks to everyone Thumbs Up
  
Post #39290624th Dec 2008 11:33 pm
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May all your Christmas festivities be filled with In-Laws and Out-Laws. Then you'll know how I feell... Shocked Big Cry

All the best folks Thumbs Up
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In laws 400 & out laws 5000 miles away! Excellent. Thumbs Up
   
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just about to retire...
went through my normal 'beauty' regime...
guess what ...
I got a spot!!!
guess where?

the kids'll no doubt have fun calling me Rudolph tomorrow ....
and their aint a damn thing I can do about it!!

Why oh why on Christmas day .... and why there!!!

Bah!!!
[no that's not a 'come on' DG]
 I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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Unlucky Rondolph! Wink
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Gareth wrote:
the wife is nagging.


Santa left you one of those as well Shocked the big fat red bearded Censored

If you're feeling like ronp as well, try and enjoy some of Christmas day, at least there's turkey to look forward to Laughing
  
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Happy Christmas!! XOXO Thumbs Up
 I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

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woke up at 5.30am! Big Cry kids excited, wife Ratty (PMT /post PMT/or some other single sex excuse!!!!! and i was Very Grumpy!!...

Kids driving me mad! .....

SWTSMBO (aka wife ) in a strop (apparently a new set of saucepans IS NOT a suitable christmas present....!!)

undies last year were unsuitable - but to small!!!- (LOL NO ONE MAKES THEN THAT BIG!!!!outside usa!!!)

2006 present was new cd player for her car..-moaned cos kids wanted one they can play mp3/4 on. Embarassed
..and the one I chose dosent!)

2005 present was a cruise.... that WAS acceptable Laughing but since then all presents have been compared with it and fall short ! Rolling Eyes

Its not even mid day and im P****d off.....roll on new years eve.....

Censored Censored

Escaped to the PC and Logged on D3 and ahhhhhh! SANITY AT LAST makes u proud to see Ronp and u fellow D3 ers have the same reaction to this time of year!

One for all all for one!!!! Rolling with laughter


PS . For sale -unwanted present.
1. old spice !(didnt know they still even made it!!)
2. father christmass socks x2 (he can have them they have his name on them!)
3. woollen fingerless gloves.!!! Evil or Very Mad ( designed to go soggy when worn in wet!!)


I am KEEPING the Jethro DVD and the Al Murry pub landlord CD! ! Laughing



Happy Christmas .... Rolling with laughter
  
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We used to have quite a few fat bottomed girls at work but most are doing well now thanks to the company fitness program. Still some big 'uns though... Whistle
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Hah!! There are not enough Bah's and Humbug's to make up for b Censored Christmas Evil or Very Mad Not got the spot but man flu on the go so feeling great and intend to let everyone know Laughing

And here's a note of cheer for you all...................

"Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts."

Think about that and the credit crunch Whistle Makes you wonder if it is worth all the aggro Big Cry .

Still filled my tank and bought 2 AT2's for myself as my secret santa - that'll teach him Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Merry Bleedin' Christmas to all on the brotherhood of the D3 Forum.. Thumbs Up
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Got up this morning, felt awful. Dosed myself up on Beechams, and managed to help cook and eat dinner. Watched HM Queen, then went to bed. Just got up with a monster headache Sad Now on Speyside Malt to try and cure the head ache.

Have to be well enough to pack and fly to Austria day after tommorow.

Do they let you on planes with the flu?
  
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DSL
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Only of U are the pilot!!! Rolling with laughter

Have a good trip. Thumbs Up
   
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Been in Planet Oblivion for the last few days!!!
TF that it's all over.
I'll be landing tomorrow!
 I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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