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TazDaz
 


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Fun and Interesting Facts ...

A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
Slugs have 4 noses.
Camels have 3 eyelids.
Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
Children grow faster in the spring.
Almonds are part of the peach family.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.
There are one million ants to every human in the world.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.
Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day.
A snail breathes through it's foot.
Fish cough.
Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.
Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
11% of people in the world are lefthanded.
A human brain weighs about 3 lbs.
A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
Strawberries contain more Vitamin C than Oranges.
There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros).
Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
In a year, the average person walks 4 miles making their bed.
When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.
You burn more calories sleeping than watching TV.
A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days.
A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber.
1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
  
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Is this what you leant at the PUB??? Laughing well least you didnt wast the whole evening eh? Rolling with laughter
  
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Can't have learnt those down at the pub.....there are too many to remember. I reckon his wife typed them because there are no typos Whistle
  
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WifeOF husband1
 


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Disco3....Never heard of "Cut and Paste" ?LOL Whistle

(But thank you for the vote of confidence in Femail superiority, in completing tasks more carefully than our male counterparts!!!).
Rolling with laughter
Mrs WOH1
  
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WifeOF husband1 wrote:
thank you for the vote of confidence in Femail superiority, in completing tasks more carefully than our male counterparts.


WifeOF husband1 wrote:
Is this what you learnt at the PUB??? Laughing well at least you didnt waste the whole evening eh? Rolling with laughter


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Hi Mrs WOH1

I'm pre-computerisation so always think cut and paste refers to wallpaper but I'd better put in a request for one of those idiots guides to computer books since it is the season to be merry:roll:

Glad that Woody spotted the typos that I was too polite to mention though Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Maybe we can persuade Martin to include a spellchecker Whistle
  
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oh blow me !! dont get SWTSMBO going.. you will spoil my christmas and she may well put a child lock on the pc and stop me playing here at D3!!-(lol dont mention the camel toes!!LOL) Whistle

(due to health typing is sometimes a prob 4 her )

...altho she also blames me for most things incl Global warming, the economy, summers fuel increase, Sad and for all I know poss this week wollies closing down.....

Come to think of its good to get to work sometimes!!... Oh gooody..just realised xmas is coming.....two weeks of being at home!!!!! Embarassed


shhh got to go...SWTSMBO coming back......( scared of her???who Me?? NAHHHHH Never..... Big Cry )
  
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He still lives?
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yaugher
 


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maverick SHHH!!!!! need to know basis...if I am quiet she may not notice me about the house!!! Laughing

Just shwowed SWTSMBO woodys and Disco3s messages.......standby for Censored lads!!!!! LOL shes on the war path I think!!!!


PS WHAT THE....does L O L mean????? use it but am not sure!!!
  
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He's back so he does live Rolling with laughter


LOL Laugh out loud
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Hi AVE...its true..and u only thought that happened at easter!!!

so its not laugh out loud then? hmmm ok trying to get SWTSMBO to post next to my D3 for a pic...for some reasn she wasnt to keen when we had the snow... Laughing
  
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Lots of Luck
Lots of love?????
 As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



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RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17

Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone) 
 
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Lots of love?????

Hmmmmm nope...dont think its that one!!! I used to think it was Laugh out loud...but was told its not. hence the question.......

there u r see...we use it every day and dont know how on earth it works....(Now you are thinking does he mean
A. Disco 3 or
B. SWTSMBO ! Rolling with laughter
  
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yaugher
 


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heeheee WHAT??? no one going to correct me spellinksg???



"o post next to my D3 for a pic...for some reasn she wasnt to keen when we had the snow..."

Whistle

have to go to bed now...SWTSMBO says my present in in the bed..... Bow down
  
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LOL is laugh out loud!
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