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Yes, but it also makes you fall into the bush before you go to sleep 8) Try that in the city and you'll get arrested
5th Sep 2007 11:24 pm
10forcash
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SN wrote:
So how does drinking large quantities of beer fit into the whole bushcraft thing then?
Tracking - follow the trail of empties and identify your prey by it's dried vomit
Snaring / trapping - choose you prey and lay appropriate bait in the trap
Bush first aid - use to administer hangover cures and treat wounds from UDI's
Signalling & bush calls - use the empty bottles to communicate with LF sound waves or use as a sunlight refractor
Rescue - use the empty bottles to make a direction of travel indicator visible from the air and to lave a 'breadcrumb' trail
Fire making - use the bottles to magnify the suns rays onto your kindling
Defensive - us to tw@t some d1ckhead with...
shall I go on?
5th Sep 2007 11:24 pm
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Have been falling over again DG
5th Sep 2007 11:26 pm
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A young lady came to the food tent wearing an 'outfit' that consisted of pixie boot's, fishnet's, a short tight hugging dress with a tight leather corset with ample cleavage, bright red hair a pointy hat and pointy pixie ears.
I asked her were they real and she put her hands up to her ears and said "oh no they come with the hat" ....I said to TFC after that I wasn't looking at her ears when I asked the question 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
5th Sep 2007 11:34 pm
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I must make sure I don't go on holiday next year.
5th Sep 2007 11:35 pm
SN
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10forcash wrote:
shall I go on?
no no no Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
the fall over liquid does really work as Chris found out Sunday night but unfortunately no body had a camera Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication ray@rld-tech.co.uk D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
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6th Sep 2007 7:20 am
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Oh yes I forgot about that.................what was it that he said?
"Guys I think I have an issue here! and then he promptly fell over backwards 2004 Discovery 3 - gone
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"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!"
6th Sep 2007 12:11 pm
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I've just finished the 2008 Wilderness Gathering website and its online now and has a nice video clip about the event for those of you who haven't been before.
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Who was that then 2004 Discovery 3 - gone
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17th Nov 2007 10:09 pm
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Roger Over ! 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
18th Nov 2007 1:43 am
Buckingham
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Obviously the gathering is happening this year....
Is there going to be a D3 contingent again and will we be sited near to the main event or will we have to take our noise, light and alcohol pollution to the other end of the car park?
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