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Wife sent me shopping and I think I made a mistake

Under instructions I was sent to buy a pork joint today on my way home. So I went to the farm where we normally get our meat and he mentioned that he had too many pigs and the abbatoir wouldn't take them all. He offered me half a free range pig for £80, so I thought great I'll do that and we will have a few joints.

SWMBO was not impressed when I walked in and asked if we had room in the freezer. I didn't quite realise how big half a pig was.

Still I won't be sent shopping again Laughing
  
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Mrs DSL says you'll be sent shopping for a 2nd freezer!!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
   
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Sounds a good price Thumbs Up

But surely in order to sell you half a pig, then he would have had to send it to the abbatoir to kill it?

And if they had already killed it, then surely it wasn't part of the reason why he had to get rid of it?

Surely he'd only solve his problem if he sold you half a live pig Whistle
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we buy free range pigs, turkeys and chicken from a local farmer ....
We have about 40kg of turkey mince in the freezer just now Shocked as well as more pork chops than I care to think about, but one thing it tastes much better than some of the stuff you get at the local butcher.
  
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happened to me this once, with a lamb - business case for the bargain of the century collapsed somewhat after buying a second freezer to put it in Laughing
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PaulP wrote:
Sounds a good price Thumbs Up

But surely in order to sell you half a pig, then he would have had to send it to the abbatoir to kill it?



The abbatoir normally take them and sell them on, but they wouldn't buy them all, so he got the extra one's back. Couldn't believe it when he bought it out of the cold store on his shoulder Shocked .

So far I have used up the spare freezer space at parents and my parents next door neighbour Embarassed

Guess we will be eating pork for a while.
 

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LMAO Rolling with laughter

I would be put in the freezer with it if I'd brought that home... Rolling with laughter
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Funny you mention that as I just cooked some belly off the half pig we got off a friend tonight.
Tastes soooo much better than what you can get in the shops butnot prepared to shop standard and had the pliers out to remove some of the rather thick black hairs on the skin. Felt like I was plucking a transvestites leg!
  
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Delta Mike wrote:
Felt like I was plucking a transvestites leg!


is this a confession mike Shocked Shocked Shocked

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yep...done this once...4 families decided to take a share in:

1 pig
1 calf
1 lamb
half a deer
assorted free range chickens, ducks and a couple of geese

We had meat distributed with friends and family in freezers across the country Laughing

as I said - we did this ONCE...
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