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mse
 


Member Since: 27 Jun 2005
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 2702

United Kingdom 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

theres hoping!

Ive had all of them and i think i prefer the toys!
 Mike  
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J77
 


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Location: Fife
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Scotland 

The toys don’t matter much, I never use them.
 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

The local supermarket was out of my favorite brands of cider Shocked
  
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
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United Kingdom 

Kids who “reserve” left over chips! Rolling Eyes



  
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Charliecloud
 


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Location: Tonbridge
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3




Censored Censored Censored Need I say more !
  
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James W
 


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Location: Wirral, UK
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That feels like it's easily solved Whistle
 D4 XS, gone, much loved, never forgotten
2018 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography - Gone to someone with less sense and more time to enjoy it Very Happy
2016 Toyota Hilux Invincible - Liberating experience 
 
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jambo27
 


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Charliecloud wrote:



Censored Censored Censored Need I say more !


This is why fixed tow bars exist espeically extended neck ones with pin hitch as well Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Until you forget its on and Censored your shin on it walking round the back of the car
  
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

Get a mate to come and park the same distance from their rear end. Go on holiday. Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Rnclayton
 


Member Since: 13 Apr 2018
Location: Radstock, Bath
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Wales 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

^^^^^^^^^^ Rolling with laughter

+1 for Censored your shin on a fixed one.
 MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
MY10 D4 XS Buckingham Blue
MY06 D3 HSE 
 
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Washwipe
 


Member Since: 19 Apr 2013
Location: Bucks Oxon Herts Border
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England 

Plusnet, absolute shower, nine years we’ve been with them, broadband went down yesterday morning, phoned them up, should have received an email regarding upgrades to the system, whilst on the phone an email comes in from Plusnet, upgrades to the system have been completed earlier than planned, broadband service working as it should, no it’s not. After lots of unplugging and plugging in again they agree to sent an engineer, but will cost £65 if it’s caused by us.
Engineer arrives this afternoon, looks at the set up, I can see the issue, you’ve got a fibre set up but your on an adsl service.
Long and the short of it we have been paying for adsl but went fibre many years ago, they even sent us the fibre router, they’ve realised that we are paying for fibre, so without contacting is they’ve switched us back to adsl, so no broadband as we are on a fibre set up.
Best they can do is send a adsl router which will be here next week sometime as it’s quicker that switching us back to fibre as that takes at least two weeks.
  
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leeds
 


Member Since: 30 Aug 2010
Location: West Yorkshire
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Landmark LE Auto Yulong WhiteDiscovery 4

People who think it is OK to phone small businesses up at any time.

Saturday early afternoon got a phone call and was asked for by name.

This is Joe Bloggs from rip you offer finance with an incredibly hard to understand accent.

How can I help you?

Do you need unsecured business finance?

No thank you.

Why not?

What do you not understand about NO THANK YOU

I am trying to understand the reason why you do not want an unsecured business loan.

Very tempted to say Foxtrot Oscar, NO I don't want your rip off finance.

Ended call

This Sunday morning at 09.05 hours.

If I ordered item X when will it be delivered.

Very tempted to say on Tuesday exactly the same if you had phoned up tomorrow during normal working hours.



Brendan
  
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RLD
Uncle Ray 


Member Since: 18 Jul 2005
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Bow down Thumbs Up
 Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication ray@rld-tech.co.uk D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!" 
 
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Having to prove to the bank that I've paid £3K for Japanese Knotweed Treatment before they'll approve our mortgage. I don't mind paying for it, but I would have preferred not to do it in one go. Shocked
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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john watson
 


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Scotland 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Amazon.

Ordered a bottle of NB gin (can’t get it locally no matter what Tesco claim re google). So due today with need to be over 18 and provide photographic evidence!

The bottle started at Peterbourgh to Edinburgh to Glasgow and is winging its way to me . It was made in North Berwick! You couldn’t make it up. But

Just received another “e” mail advising if we weren’t in where-could they leave it in an “unattended” location. So what happened to being over 18 and the need for photographic evidence ? I just want the gin not “e” mail entertainment.
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

The fact the my Honda Civic seems so far more unreliable than my D3 was! Abs sensor fault has so far meant replacement of 3 sensors, a front wheel bearing, both rear hubs of which one of the new ones has been made without the magnetic ring! New discs and pads all round and now abs module as outlet valve has gone faulty! Aaarrrrgghhhhhh
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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