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cdodkin
 


Member Since: 18 Aug 2008
Location: Ex Pat Brit in California
Posts: 700

United States 2008 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Chawton WhiteLR3
Welcome to Asda

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Asda, nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?'

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they
bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they
look alike, you Censored ?'

'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would
shag you twice!'
 08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S 
 
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heine
 


Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054

South Africa 2009 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Alaska WhiteDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter
  
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DiscoDad
 


Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: Beautiful Teesdale
Posts: 3004

United Kingdom 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Lux Auto Fuji WhiteDiscovery 4

Laughing Thumbs Up
5 good jokes there C!
  
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Discoeast
 


Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800

South Africa 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.  
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JF Lux
 


Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
Posts: 3522

Luxembourg 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter

So you've been to the Asda in there area where I grew up...the world really is small... Laughing
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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doleawg
 


Member Since: 30 Jul 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 768

2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

Laughing Laughing Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Laughing Laughing
  
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BORDER ROVER
 


Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter very good
 POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas 
 
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SJR
 


Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Arctic FrostDiscovery 3

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 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
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AVE
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Member Since: 12 Nov 2006
Location: First house on the left
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JF Lux wrote:
Rolling with laughter

So you've been to the Asda in there area where I grew up...the world really is small... Laughing



Didn't know you were from Widnes JF. Whistle
 As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



Disco XXV
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Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17

Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
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DiscoStu
 


Member Since: 09 Apr 2006
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England 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peyiqaJrmMU 
 
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GLYNNE
 


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England 

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