cdodkin
Member Since: 18 Aug 2008
Location: Ex Pat Brit in California
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've
got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards
she said, 'Thanks,'and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' 08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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That long  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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| 7th Jan 2009 6:40 pm |
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
  
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That made swmbo laugh out loud.  POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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| 7th Jan 2009 6:52 pm |
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NHR
Member Since: 13 Dec 2007
Location: Warsaw
Posts: 923
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Brilliant 
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| 8th Jan 2009 8:42 am |
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