flinty99
Member Since: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Northumberland
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A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man asked, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered, and walked on. But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!"
To which the man replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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ELD70
Member Since: 28 Jan 2008
Location: Romford.
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I asked the wife last night to rate our love making from one to ten, with ten being the best. She replied that she was not good with fractions. 
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:19 pm |
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
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Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was brilliant.
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:24 pm |
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AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
 
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A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything..." 2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:31 pm |
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AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
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Invisible man marries invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at. 2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:32 pm |
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ELD70
Member Since: 28 Jan 2008
Location: Romford.
Posts: 901
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Guy knocked on my front door last night collecting donations towards the new local swimming pool, gave him a glass of water.
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:34 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361
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Where's cdodkin then........?
  Bodsys Brake Bible
D4/D3 Remote FBH heat kits
BAS Remaps/ EGR Blank
Transmission Flush
Software updates/enabling
Clock/ SNOTM /3Flash / 4x4Info /BT Update /Service Reset/Error Codes / Gearbox Reset
See It Here
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:36 pm |
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AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
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He went to a seafood disco - and pulled a mussel  2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:46 pm |
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AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
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Found the one I wanted... 
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:52 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
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Man are you sure you don't have a brother in the states...... Bodsys Brake Bible
D4/D3 Remote FBH heat kits
BAS Remaps/ EGR Blank
Transmission Flush
Software updates/enabling
Clock/ SNOTM /3Flash / 4x4Info /BT Update /Service Reset/Error Codes / Gearbox Reset
See It Here
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| 23rd Dec 2008 4:55 pm |
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AndrewW
Member Since: 06 Aug 2007
Location: Saddleworth
Posts: 2302
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...and...
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 2006 D3 finally swapped for a 2016 D4 Graphite in Graphite grey. No mods
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| 23rd Dec 2008 5:09 pm |
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frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
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Two blondes walked into a bar.....
You'd think one of them would've seen it. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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| 23rd Dec 2008 6:02 pm |
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