Terry : 'What a sh!.te couple of years. Mum's a thief. Dad's a druggy. Been pulled up in the tabloids several times for my arrogant behaviour and missed the decisive penalty in a Champions League final'
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3rd Feb 2010 3:36 pm
blowpipe
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The England team have all voted for John Terry to keep his place in the
team and join them in South Africa.
With a ban on wives and girlfriends travelling to the 2010 final,no-one wants that fecker left behind !
3rd Feb 2010 10:23 pm
Ent
Member Since: 12 Oct 2007
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Fabio capello has just phoned wayne bridge and said "I've spoke to john terry, and he has lost his captains armband...do me a favour and look under your bed."Club Exped trailer
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3rd Feb 2010 10:28 pm
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BREAKING NEWS: Ashley Cole was caught speeding last week. His excuse was that he was trying to get home to his missus before John Terry got there.All things shipping, storage, transport. UK and worldwide.
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