Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
I think this might be an old one - but I liked it
THE TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY
WHEN THE USE OF THE ~ F ~ WORD
WAS APPROPRIATE: -
1.
"'SCATTERED F*****G SHOWERS' my ass!"
~ Noah, 4314BC
2.
"HOW THE F**K DID YOU WORK THAT OUT?"
~ Pythagoras, 126 BC
3.
"YOU WANT WHAT ON THE F*****G CEILING?"
~ Michelangelo, 1566
4.
"WHERE DID ALL THOSE F*****G INDIANS COME FROM?"
~ Custer, 1877
5.
"IT DOES SO F******G LOOK LIKE HER!"
~ Picasso, 1926
6.
"WHERE THE F**K ARE WE?"
~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
7.
"ANY F*****G IDIOT COULD UNDERSTAND THAT!"
~ Albert Einstein, 1938
8.
"WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT?"
~ The Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
9.
"I NEED THIS PARADE LIKE I NEED A F*****G HOLE IN THE HEAD"
~ JFK, 1963
10.
"AWWW, C'MON .... WHO THE F**K IS GOING TO FIND OUT?"
~ Bill Clinton
19th Jan 2010 9:16 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72826
11.
"WHERE IS ALL THAT F*****G WATER COMING FROM?
~Captain Edward John Smith, RMS Titanic, April 14th, 1912Now an ex-D3 owner after 7 happy years. Miss the car but not the big bills
19th Jan 2010 11:13 am
Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
19th Jan 2010 1:28 pm
roverdrive
Member Since: 08 Oct 2009
Location: Wirral
Posts: 181
Nice one
19th Jan 2010 1:52 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10304
isnt it:
WHAT F*****G ICEBERG?
~ Captain of the Titanic.
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
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