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You Know You Are A True Scot If...........
Are you Scott ish? I am........... You know you are a true Scot if...........
Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
Ye measure distance in minutes.
Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it hingin
clarty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.
If yer pished and can simply go to the back garden and lift a single garment to pee...... The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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Re: You Know You Are A True Scot If...........
Alan G wrote:
You know you are a true Scot if...........
.....you can't construct a sentence without it containing the words Scot, Scottish or Scotland 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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8th Jan 2010 2:46 pm
buellbeast
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Could also look like this .....
8th Jan 2010 7:52 pm
jkp
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Here we go again, usual suspects with nothing else to do
Post counts going nicely lads
8th Jan 2010 9:11 pm
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You know your a true Scot if you live in Marbella but vote SNP!!!!
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jkp yep
8th Jan 2010 9:20 pm
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Hey.... I'm not the one who posted another episode of "Let's talk about Scotland" 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
8th Jan 2010 9:23 pm
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I read somewhere that during WW2 if a Scottish regiment was to begina battle their piper would play a lament or two prior to the battle.
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themselves because they knew the loonies in the kilts were coming over the top!
